11/19/2019
Here, we begin on an epic adventure.
It started with an invitation by my brother and his wife to me and my wife to stay with them at their home in Germantown, TN for Thanksgiving weekend. This kind of thing happens in my family, and when I lived in Texas it was a short 7 hour (400 miles), or moderately illegal 6 hour, trip for a fun weekend with both my brothers. This spring, I moved back to Minnesota after 18 years in the Lone Star state, so the trip is now roughly 13 hours. (844 miles) I decided immediately to fly one-way to Memphis and drive back. In a car I had yet to find.
With ticket confirmations in hand and 4 weeks to Thanksgiving, I began looking hard. In my mind I had formed the idea that a 4x4 was what I needed. Let me back up.....my plan was to find a well-maintained vehicle from the south to bring up to the northern rust belt to eventually sell. But mostly just to enjoy the adventure of it.
I have a philosophy that I inconsistently yet stridently follow to the letter sometimes, and it goes something like this. "If you don't want to keep it, don't buy it". So I set some rules.
1. Set a price cap.
2. It has to be interesting to me. (very subjective, but you know it when you know it)
3. Have fun.
I called my brother and told him the plan and he jumped right on board. I began to receive suggestions from him in the form of Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace classified ads to look through. We (as in he) drove to look at a Bronco right away and after that unsuccessful trip we (as in we) decided it would work best if he had cash in hand, especially if we had to move fast on a good deal. So I wired him the money. I had never actually wired money before, but it turned out not to be a big deal. Ultimately, it cost me $20 on my end, and $15 on my brother's end and it was done. Not cheap, but the cost of doing business and now he could deal with cash in hand.
So, 4x4 trucks. I've always wanted a full-sized Bronco. It's almost winter here in Minnesota, so it made sense to me to buy something good for snowy driving. We contacted the owners of a few Jeeps, too, but nothing really popped. I had owned a Jeep Wrangler at one point, which was the most fun vehicle I had ever driven. Super cool. Anyway, we started calling a few Bronco guys in the Memphis area, and looked at a couple. It was difficult to find clean, unmolested examples. That's my area of interest. Finding vehicles people have cared for and taking my turn as steward for future generations. I love all things cars, but a well-kept example of anything old really gets me going. However, the pickings were getting thinner as we went, and time was not on our side.
Then, 6 days before Thanksgiving, I found Indy. It was an ad complete with bad pictures and worse descriptions of a supposedly mint 1986 Corvette pace car replica with 18,000 original miles on the odometer. It was red with a white top. It's heart was a direct injected 350 cubic inch V8 with aluminum heads, mated to a 4+3 Doug Nash manual transmission. The owner had papers documenting recent work done to it and the original Indy 500 decals which had never been applied. I immediately messaged it to my brother and then dove into some online market research.
I found out that Chevrolet modified the coupe over at ASC to make a convertible with extra cross-bracing underneath to keep it from breaking in half, which made it structurally stiffer and $5,005 more expensive than the coupe to buy when new. Chevrolet supplied decals to every buyer with the option to leave them off - which many did. It weighs 3,166 pounds, makes 235 whopping horsepower, and pulls with 330 foot pounds of tire smoking torque. They made 7,315 convertibles and called all of them Indianapolis 500 Pace Car Replicas. So, not a really very special version of a not so very great version of the Corvette, but how to value it? That was a harder question. I found some mint examples with the Indy 500 decals installed going for as high as $20,000 with fewer miles, and some well-used high mile cars for $5,000. I decided to risk it. We decided on a top dollar. Period. And hoped it wasn't too much, depending on how it really looked.
I waited by the phone for my brother to call as I watched old episodes of Top Gear. I had given him full authority for thumbs up or down and all things deal related. It was strange to buy a car, sight unseen and out of my hands, but kind of fun for both of us. I wasn't paying much attention to the show. I found out later that Anders was nervous, too.
Finally, after way too much time and a few cryptic texts, he called me with the news that I was now the owner of a Bright Red Corvette roadster! And that he just realized the heater wasn't working.
So that's where we are! I'm super excited. The car (Indy) is safe in my brother's garage and I'm a few days from seeing the old girl. Stay tuned as we figure out how to fix the heat problem and whatever else crops up as we (me and my very brave wife) drive her 844 cold miles up to Minnesota after eating a lot of turkey.....
Hopefully I can find her a new home!